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An Open Letter to Vladimir Radmanovic

Dear Vladimir (or Vlad? Can I call you Vlad?),

On Friday, you admitted that your recent shoulder injury wasn’t a result of slipping on the ice after all; rather, it was due to a spill you took while learning to snowboard for the first time. First, I want to commend you on finally telling the truth. You panicked at first, causing you to lie about the nature of your injury, but common sense prevailed. Well done!

Vladdy (can I call you Vladdy?), you seem to be getting a lot of flack for snowboarding when you’re in the middle of a five-year, $30 million contract that pretty much explicitly says, ‘don’t go snowboarding’. In fact, I believe the last words your coach told your team were “You guys take care of yourselves. This is a time when things can happen.” But that is neither here nor there; I’m here to tell you to ignore the critics! By learning to snowboard, you have gained cred in a commnity that buddies like Kobe and Phil could only dream of. You are finally on your way to your true calling. It’s time to ditch your basketball career and hit the slopes, buddy. And we in the snowboarding community are ready to welcome you with open arms.

Sincerely,

The snowboarding community.

(P.S. Can I have some money for a new board? And maybe some Lakers tickets?)

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