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Deep Snowboarding Thoughts

If you’re a frequent visitor to this site, you probably noticed a couple of cosmetic changes – namely the highly inspirational Jake Burton quote at the top. The quote made me think: what other quotes, funny or otherwise, are floating around the Internet? The answer: too many to count, but I’ll share a few of the favourites I found:

“Snowboarding combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.” (Not sure who said this one.)

“There are no friends on a powder day.” (A well-known saying.)

“Skiers like to glide down the slopes in a series of graceful arcs; snowboarders like to attack the mountain, slashing, spinning, tumbling, going backward, blasting through snowdrifts, leaping off cliffs, getting their noses pierced in midair, etc.” – Dave Barry

I know a lot of people that used to ski, but I don’t know anyone who used to snowboard.” (Apparently from an ad?)

And probably my favourite:

“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.” – Dave Barry, again.

Discussion

2 comments for “Deep Snowboarding Thoughts”

  1. Dave Berry has a whole article about his experience snowboarding that you can read here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1585858/posts

    Posted by Anonymous | November 1, 2006, 12:36 pm
  2. Awesome, thanks for that. Really funny. :)

    Posted by Anonymous | November 1, 2006, 1:38 pm

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