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Official Declaration for 7/11: Leave Work, Drink Slurpees

By Adam ⋅ July 11, 2006 ⋅ Email this post Email this post ⋅ Print this post Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

I have decided that today is 7-Eleven Day. To celebrate, everyone should have the day off to drink Slurpees. It’s only fair. So turn off your computer and go home.

That is all.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: It turns out 7-Eleven is one step ahead of me. They’re giving out more than three million Slurpees today! All the more reason to go home and drink Slurpees. My official declaration more or less assumed you would pay for your own. But now that they’re free, it’s a no-brainer. Leave work, drink Slurpees.

IMPORTANT UPDATE #2: At the suggestion of a co-conspirator, and to honour the power of the Slurpee, this declaration is hereby amended to reflect the changing of the name “Slurpee” to “Deliciously Icy Freedom of Work Beverages.”

I aplogize for the non-snowboard content. Back to snowboarding we go!

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One comment for “Official Declaration for 7/11: Leave Work, Drink Slurpees”

  1. MMM… Slurpees… Good Call.
    SB

    Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2006, 2:58 pm

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